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The Wedgie
It’s safe to assume that ever since people have worn pants there has been the complaint of fabric packing itself into the tight space of any butt crack it could find. The annoyance of having material bunched up in the back and the shame of having to deal with it in public has plagued mankind for centuries. This unbiased felon went unnamed for many years of its undie-scrunching spree until an unknown genius gave it a name: wedgie.
Once underwear started becoming increasingly available to everyone with a variety of fabrics and styles to choose from the runway was set for the wedgie to begin its true reign of terror. The almighty wedgie quickly became a feared weapon in the bullys’ arsenal of tactics. Just saying the word would make band geeks’ clench their butt cheeks in fear and fill fetishists’ stomachs with butterflies as they let their waistbands peek out for an easier target.
Leaving a trail of shredded fabric, enlarged leg holes, and chapped butt cracks in its wake; the wedgie would become the bane of all nerds, an ace in the hole for lowbrow comedy, and a fan favorite among older siblings that had an annoying little brother or sister. The wedgie would frequently torment gymnasts in their leotards, first-time thong wearers, and anyone who tried to jump a fence in shorts. Even gaining celebrity-like fame in movies and finding a special place among friends at sleepovers and summer camps.
The most commonly thought of wedgies are the classic, the atomic, and the hanging. With hundreds of years of practice the wedgie has evolved, learned, and adapted to give itself a plethora of undie tearing deviations to dish out. New ideas and combinations are being conceived every day and woe on to those who are the first to feel the newest cheek splitting sensation to spawn in the realm of the wedgie!
Types
1)All Around Wedgie: Can be done solo but easiest with two or more people. If solo, give the victim a normal wedgie then spin the around and give them a frontal wedgie, then if you like you can pull up the sides as well. If with a group, have everyone take a side of the victim's underwear (one or two hands in the front, back, and sides). Then all pull up at the same time. The end result should be the same either way, the victim should have their underwear hiked up an equal height all the way around (the higher the better).
2)Atomic Wedgie: When the victim's underwear is pulled up so high that it either goes over the victim's head or it rips completely off. If over the head the waistband can be hooked over the nose or in the mouth (adding insult to injury the victim will be blinded by their underwear and forced to taste it).
3)Backward Wedgie: A wedgie where the victim has their underwear on backwards. This way the underwear is more like a thong when it is in your butt because the front side of the underwear is not as wide as the back side.
4)Blast Wedgie: The victim is wedgied with no pants on so their butt is completely exposed. Then water is shot directly at their butt, usually by a hose or water gun.
5)Bouncing Wedgie (aka Kangaroo Wedgie): The victim is given a wedgie and then bounced, if you can't bounce the victim then just start jumping. Either way the underwear will repeatedly be wedged up the victim's butt. This can be a good technique to use if you plan on giving the victim an Atomic Wedgie or a Shoulder Wedgie (the bounces stretching the underwear).
6)Bra-Connection Wedgie: Give a girl a normal wedgie until her leg holes are shown. Next unhook the back of her bra then re-hook it through the leg holes. When you're done she'll be getting a wedgie by her own bra. This can also be done from the front (much easier if the bra unhooks at the front).
7)Chair Wedgie: When the victim is sitting in a chair with a back, give the victim a wedgie. Once the underwear is high enough hook it over the top of the back of the chair. This can be made worse by putting something heavy in the victim's lap or by tying them to the seat of the chair.
8)Chew Toy Wedgie: For this wedgie you will need a strong dog and a chew toy that the dog likes to play with. Tie one end of a rope or leash to the victim’s underwear then tie the other end to the dog’s toy. When the dog goes to play with its toy it will give the victim a massive wedgie. The victim will be at the mercy of the dog’s game of tug-of-war as the dog won’t stop until it gets tired.
9)Conga Wedgie: Stand behind your victim and hold onto their underwear, then have someone come up behind you and hold your underwear. Keep up this pattern until everyone who wants to participate is in line. If you have conga music, play it and when the loudest bump is heard (the part where people usually say 'Hey') have everyone wedgie the person whose underwear they're holding. To be fair (and if you have enough people) try to form a circle so nobody is left out in the giving or receiving part.
10)Copy Wedgie: Pants the victim, bind their hands, and give them a wedgie. Once their butt is fully exposed, lift them onto a copy machine and start making copies of their butt. For added humiliation write the victim's name across their butt cheeks.
11)Dangling Wedgie: A wedgie usually given by more than one person or somebody who is able to lift another person. When you give the wedgie, pull the victim onto their tiptoes. They should be able to touch the ground but just barely.
12)Dizzy Wedgie: The victim is given a wedgie and pulled around in circles. To take this to the next level give the victim a hanging wedgie with nothing around them (off a tree branch or in the middle of a room) then spin them in circles. When you release them they will spin very fast.
13)Doorknob Wedgie: Usually done with stretchy underwear, the victim's underwear is attached to a doorknob (leg holes wrapped around or waistband hooked over the handle) on the side the door opens up to. Put the victim on the opposite side of the door (the side the underwear isn't attached to) and close the door. When finished you should be inside a room and the victim should be outside in the hallway with their underwear pulled through the closed doorway. For the best results you should be able to lock the door from the inside, then sit back and listen to music, watch TV, or play video games because your victim is stuck until you get bored.
14)Dragging Wedgie: When the victim is on the ground, grab their underwear and run.
15)Fireman's Carry Wedgie: If you're ever laid over the shoulder of a person (facing their back) grab their underwear and give them a wedgie. Most likely they will try to make you stop by bending forward and putting you down. All you have to do is fall back and take their underwear with you.
16)Forklift Wedgie: A group wedgie when two or more people grab a victim's underwear and lift them off the ground. Typically done fast to add to the power of the two people pulling, this makes it a pretty painful wedgie.
17)Front and Back Wedgie: The victim is given a wedgie from the front and back at the same time.
18)Frontal (aka Melvin): The same as a normal wedgie except you pull up the front of the victim's underwear instead of the back. This is sometimes seen as the most painful wedgie due to the fact that it crushes the tentacles or forces itself into the vulva (very sensitive areas) if done hard enough.
19)Frosty Wedgie: The victim's underwear is completely soaked in water and frozen. Once the underwear is done freezing the victim is wedgied in them until they thaw out.
20)Gang Wedgie: Not so much a type of wedgie but more of a method. This is when there is more than one person wedging the victim at any given time. A gang wedgie can include any type of wedgie (hanging, atomic, messy, ect) as long as there is at least a 2:1 giver:receiver ratio.
21)Grounded Wedgie: A wedgie where the victim can’t leave the ground no matter how hard you pull on their underwear. There are a few ways to achieve this:
- Stand on the victim's feet and wedgie them
- Have a second person, or more, sit down and hug the victim’s legs while you give them a wedgie
22)Hanging Wedgie: When the victim is wedgied and has their underwear hooked onto something high up. If done right the victim should be completely off the ground hanging only by their underwear. It's best that you hang your victim by their leg holes, if you use the cloth right under the waistband it could tear away and end your fun too early. There are a few different techniques used:
- Coat Hook Wedgie: Give the victim a wedgie and lift them onto a set of coat hooks, one for each leg hole. Hanging by the leg holes keeps the victim stuck longer but the hooks can be ripped off the wall
- Fence Wedgie: Give the victim a wedgie and lift them onto a tall fence. Metal and wooden fences can be used, the ideal way is to get the boards or bars through the victim’s leg holes but if you’re unable to then you can just hook their waistband over the top
- Flagpole Wedgie (aka Patriotic Wedgie): Give the victim a wedgie then attach their underwear to the rope of a flag pole. Once the underwear is secure hoist the victim up and tie off the other end
- Tennis Ball Wedgie:Give the victim a wedgie then pull the back of their underwear through the fence, ideal for a chain-link fence but you can also use a wooden fence if it has large enough gaps. Once you have the victim’s waistband through the hole, place a tennis ball inside then twist the underwear and release. If done right the tennis ball should hold the underwear and not allow it to slip through the fence
23)Jet Ski Wedgie: When swimming, grab the victim's swimsuit (trunks, speedo, bikini bottoms) and swim away. The result is them getting pulled by their swimsuit and looking like a jet ski. If you aren't a strong swimmer try running along the side of the pool with the victim's suit. Be careful you don't slip, the victim most likely won't hesitate to get their hands on your own swimsuit.
24)Jock Lock Wedgie: When the victim is lying face down on the floor give them a normal wedgie until the leg holes are showing. Next grab their feet and bend their legs back so their feet are by their butt. Finally loop the leg holes over the ankles. If the victim is wearing a belt their underwear will give a constant wedgie, if there is no belt (as in they are wearing sweatpants) then their legs will pull their underwear back, exposing their butt. Too make this hard (and painful) to get out of do it while the victim is wearing shoes or tie their wrist together. The more they kick the worse the wedgie gets. You can also put the victim's arms through the back of their leg holes and tie their wrist back there, this is called a Hogtied Wedgie.
25)Journalist Wedgie: Give the victim a wedgie then hold the wedgie while making them type out what is happening.
26)Messy Wedgie: Put any kind of messy substance down the underwear (such as bananas, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.) and then give them a wedgie. As the name suggests, this can get very messy with the ingredients running down the victim's legs and onto the floor (also splattering all over the place from the wedgie). Its best that this is done outside, on easily cleaned floors, or with tarps covering the room. Variation of this can be the:
- Chilly Wedgie: ice or snow put in the underwear
- Breakfast Wedgie: milk, cereal, toast, ect. put in the underwear
- Muddybuddy Wedgie: mud put in the underwear
- Birthday Wedgie: cake and/or ice cream put in the underwear. If you want to go further, after giving the victim a wedgie have them lay on their stomach then stick a candle between their butt cheeks
- Itchy Wedgie: itching power put in the underwear
- Nature Wedgie: grass, pine needles, flowers, ect. put in the underwear
- Banana Wedgie: place a banana in the back of the victim's underwear. If you want you can split the banana in half, sticking one part in the front and one part in the back
- Sandwich Wedgie: make a sandwich of any type (ham, cheese, peanut butter+jelly, ect.). Now put half of it in the front of the underwear and the other half in the back (so the person is placed in between the two slices)
27)Multi-layered Hanging Wedgie: This is a hanging wedgie but with multiple pairs of underwear on. Get multiple links of rope in different lengths, tie the shortest one to your victim's inner most pair of underwear and the longest one to your most outer pair (make the pattern so that the rope gets longer with each pair of underwear that you go out). If done right the victim should be in a hanging wedgie by their inner most pair of underwear (all the other pairs just sitting on their body with ropes attached to them). Once the first pair rips they will fall into the second pair, starting the hanging wedgie all over again. This technique should only be used on people you really hate or if you find someone who really enjoys wedgies.
28)Normal Wedgie: Find someone with their underwear sticking out (or reach down their pants if you were planning to do this), grab their underwear, and pull up. Doing this to strangers could get you into trouble (sexual harassment) so it's best to just use it on friends or family who can take a classic joke.
29)Pantsing Wedgie: First the victim is pantsed (their pants are pulled down to their ankles). When they bend over to pick up their pants you get behind them and wedgie them. To really embarrass them, right before you give the wedgie put your foot on their fallen pants. This keeps the pants on the floor and you can wedgie them right out of their pants.
30)Permanent Wedgie: Take off the victim's shirt and give them a frontal and normal wedgie. Take a thin piece of string (like a shoelace) and thread it through the front of the leg holes (the string should be coming out an equal distance from each leg hole). Next pull the ends of the string over the victim's shoulders and tightly tie them to their back leg holes. With their wedgie secure make them put on a shirt to hide it and go see a movie or to the store. Just make sure you ask them to reach anything high up or get anything that falls on the floor.
31)Pile Driver Wedgie: The victim faces you and you put the victim's head between your legs. Reach forward and pull their underwear up their back. They'll get stuck, unable to move forward or move back. Be careful not to squeeze your legs around their neck.
32)Pocket Wedgie: After given a wedgie, put the victim's hands down the back of their underwear and out of the back leg holes and have them keep it in their pocket.
33)Propeller Wedgie: A straight item (like a baseball bat, hockey stick, pipe, ect.) is threaded through both leg holes (can be in the front or back). Then you turn the straight item in one direction, the underwear will quickly work its way into the victim's butt and tighten all the way around.
34)Rowing Wedgie: With the victim lying on the floor (face down or face up), sit yourself right above their head and place the soles of your feet on their shoulders. Reach forward and grab their underwear then act as if you were rowing a rowboat. It's similar to the Pile Driver Wedgie because the victim can't go forward or back, but you don't have as much control over them this way.
35)Scarecrow Wedgie: You will need a long stick (like a broom) and for your victim to be wearing a long sleeve shirt. Give the victim a normal wedgie and pull it high enough so that the leg holes are just below armpit level and underneath the shirt. Next thread the broomstick through one of their sleeves, when you get to their back you need to thread the broomstick through both leg holes, lastly thread it through the next sleeve. When you're done the victim's arms should be up like a scarecrows' and their underwear stuck. If you use something like tape or a stick that is just short enough to have the sleeves hang over the ends, this can be an incredibly hard wedgie to get out of (next to a hanging wedgie or hogtied wedgie).
36)Self Wedgie: You give yourself the wedgie. This is usually only done if you are drunk, taking a dare, wonder how it feels, or just like being wedgied. You can add 'Self' to most of the wedgie types (self-hanging wedgie, self-atomic wedgie, self-frontal wedgie, ect.).
37)Shoulder Wedgie: The underwear is pulled so high that the leg holes are able to go over the victim's shoulders (the underwear will look like suspenders).
38)Side Wedgie: Instead of pulling up at the front or the back, grab a side of the victim's underwear and pull up.
39)Slide Wedgie: When your victim is sitting at the top of a slide grab their underwear and push them down the slide. They won't get far if you keep a grip on their underwear. For fun you can pull them back up and push them back down again. If you think you can take it a step further, try tying a rope to the victim's underwear and then pushing them down. They'll be stuck halfway down the slide and if they manage to get off to the side they'll still have the rope attached to their underwear that will catch them as they fall.
40)Snuggie Wedgie: Give the victim a wedgie in the smallest underwear they can possibly wear.
41)Splits Wedgie: For this the victim needs to be wearing jeans and needs to be able to comfortably do the splits and you will need a long rod. Have the victim do the splits, while they are down thread the rod up one of their pants leg and out the other. Make sure you don't thread the rod through the underwear! Now that your victim can't run, grab their underwear and pull. If you're feeling a bit mean, trying putting them in a Scarecrow Wedgie so that they form an 'H' shape.
42)Squeaky Clean Wedgie: This can be done by one or two people. First give the victim a wedgie (normal or frontal). Then if you are alone, spin them around and give them the opposite type. If you are working with someone else, let them pull up on their end. This back and forth motion makes the underwear slide between the victim's legs (through the butt and over or into the front). It's best to do this when the victim is wearing pants so the underwear stays in place.
43)Suspenders Wedgie: Take a pair of suspenders and attach the clips to the waistband of the underwear instead of the pants. Depending on the grip of the suspenders it may be more effective to do an All Around Wedgie first then apply the suspenders to keep a decent amount of tugging.
44)Swing Wedgie: To prepare for this wedgie you will need a swing and you will need to wrap the swing around the overhead beam so it gets to a reasonable height. Next have the victim sit in the higher than usual swing, attach their underwear to the actual seat or the chains/ropes holding the seat. Push them off and watch them hang. For added pain you can swing them, the pendulum motion gives more pressure at certain points (stopping at the top, swinging down, and swinging forward).
45)Tarzan Wedgie: Just like a shoulder wedgie except you only put one leg hole over the victim's shoulder.
46)Texas Wedgie: This technique actually has a few meanings:
- The first just being an extremely big wedgie (everything's bigger in Texas).The problem with that definition is that it can be confused with the Atomic Wedgie
- The second definition is a wedgie that causes the victim to bleed. This is borderline assault, if you give someone a wedgie that hard then you really should stop.
- The third definition is when you give the victim a wedgie after pouring hot sauce into their underwear. This is the one I feel is correct
- The fourth definition is when the victim is given a wedgie so hard it reaches their neck in one pull
47)Trashcan Wedgie: For this you'll need a trashcan big enough for your victim to sit in and with some type of handle. First have the victim sit on top of the open and empty (or near empty) trashcan. Grab the victim's underwear and pull it until it you can hook it over or attach it to the handle on the side. Once the underwear is attached, push the victim down into the trashcan. If done right the victim's butt should be deep in the trashcan, their arms and legs sticking out the top, and their underwear stretched all the way to the handle.
48)Twist Wedgie: Give the victim a wedgie then jerk the underwear to the side.
49)Utterly Undies: The victim is given a wedgie in nothing but underwear.
50)Vampire Wedgie: Instead of using your hands to wedgie your victim, you bite the waistband and pull up with your teeth.
51)Wedgie Bun: Give the victim a wedgie until the back is sticking out of their jeans. Next you pull the underwear through a belt loop and tie it into a big knot. If done right the wedgie will stay intact and the victim will struggle to untie their underwear from their pants.
52)Wedgie Cuffed: After given a wedgie, put the victim's hands down the back of their underwear and out of the back leg holes. Now tie their hands together so they cannot try to get out without giving themselves a wedgie.
53)Wedgie Hug: Walk up to your victim and give them a hug. Once your arms are around them, dig down into their pants and give them a wedgie. The upside to this is that you can squeeze your arms tight and trap the victim in the wedgie. The downside is that the victim can also reach into your pants and give you a wedgie, this is called a Double Wedgie Hug.
54)Wedgie Locked: This requires a lock not built into another object (combination or pad lock). Give the victim a wedgie then hook the lock through their leg holes and an elevated bar, like a chain link fence. Once you close the lock the victim has no way of getting free besides having their underwear ripped
55)Wedgie War: When you give the victim a wedgie shout out 'Wedgie War' to give them the signal that you want them to fight back. This is really only done if you want to be wedgied in return. The actual 'war' part being won by a set of limits (first in an atomic loses, first to tap out loses, ect.). A wedgie war can stretch out over a few days to make the participants paranoid about their opponent getting the last wedgie. The phrase doesn't always need to be said, as long as you and the victim start competitively trading wedgies it can be considered a wedgie war.
56)Zip line Wedgie: A long rope is first attached to something fixed at waist height. The rope is then passed through the back of the victim's underwear and the far end of the rope is attached to something high (about head height). The rope should now look a bit like a zip-line and if the victim is made to move towards the high end their wedgie will get steadily worse. This can be done by just making them or by setting it up so that the only way for them to escape is by reaching the high end. Like tying the rope to something high, run it down through the victim's underwear, around something waist high, back through the underwear, then tie it back up at the top so all the knots are at the highest end.
Literature
The Femboy's Dairy: Public Pool Wedgie Day
So one day my parents had this wonderful idea, of going to a public pool just to chill, hang around and stuff. But you know, anyone who has been to one of these know that they are hell! The pool probably has like 8 diferent types of piss, there's always some weirdos playing music with the volume at 100, some Kids playing being anoying, and the bathrooms are DIRTY as hell! So naturally, Me, a Bullying magnet wouldn't want to go there, specially on my forced-femboy phase (for context, read my other stories!) But anyways, they didn't quite cared and we went anyways! So this time I used a kinda dorky swimsuit but it was cute,It was a Wonder Woman bikini, it wasn't the sexy type of bikini. The bottom part it was a big panties with the star pattern, it really didn't fit me and the top part it was read with the W on the front. So anyways, my parents told me to go and swim in the pool, to you know have some fun. But I never quite liked it... it was just like being in the water and that's it. One thing I noticed is that there was a group of Girls staring at me the whole time, they had disgusted faces. After a while they went near me and screamed "Wonder Dork!" After that they lifted me from my panties, getting me out of the pool. The pull was very hard and it crashed my balls! And now everyone was watching me! "You know, I feel like this nerd needs some fun!" Said one of the Girls, after that they started giving me a squeaky clean wedgie, while other of them where giving me a wet willie on each ear! They did this for a good 5 minutes... after that they left me hanging on a plank... in front of the pool where I was supose to hang until my panties ripped... but they just slipped and lend my falling to the water. After that I went to where my parents where supose to be... but they weren't there, I just found a note that said "Hey Kathryn, you have to go home yourself, be had to go for a work emergency, we left your clothes here!" That was just great! I grabbed my clothes and went to the changing rooms. I went to the girl's one since I'm supose to be a girl, and I bumped into the Girls... the were all almost naked! And the got really mad at me... I tried to run but the floor was all wet so I fall on my face. They catched me by my panties and then gave me an atomic wedgie and spanked me really hard! They let me go and I went to the boy's changing room, where I got a lot of weird looks, but no wedgies... I changed, Now I was wearing probably my favourite outfit, light pink jeans, a pink supergirl t shirt, some white shoes and my sunglasses. This with my long hair actually made me look very cute! And kinda weird being on the Man's changing room. I get our of there and those evil Girls where there. "What took you so long dweep?? While you were changing we posted your photos! Everyone's loving them!" One of them say.. "Oh that's wonderful isn't?? We've never gotten this many likes! So why not a last one!" After that the Quick grab my panties and give them a huge pull, my panties were of Cinderella and then they got me on an atomic.... again. They took some photos then left, not before telling me that they were going to search for me so I better watch out! It was a long walk home, specially since I couldn't fix the wedgie myself...
Literature
The wedgie service comes to visit (f+f/m)
It was a silent evening, you were sitting in your living room on your couch wearing your gym shorts watching tv, suddenly your door rings, you are quite surprised since you were not expecting anyone, you go to the door to look who it is, you see two girls standing at the doorstep, one is a short redhead wearing jeans shorts and a bikini top, the other is a tall blonde wearing yoga pants and a revealing top, "hello, how can i help you two?" You ask the two beautiful ladies "hi, I'm Brooke and this is my friend Angela, we're from wedgie service, and we had a request here in this location" the redhead said "wait what? I never ordered anything" "Don't worry, it's a gift from an anonymous friend" Angela said "okay, what kind of gift?" You asked "you will soon find out" said Brooke as she slowly circled you as you were looking at her you didn't notice that the tall one was slowly reaching the inside of your pants and holding something quite private, "wedgie!!!!" She yelled as she suddenly pulled your underwear up and you with them, you screamed in pain and surprise from the sudden humiliation, she started to bounce you up and down like you were a dog's chew toy "What's next on the list?" The women asked as she brutally crushed your manhood , the red head got a list out of her pocket and read it "wow, this will be a long night for you buddy, but lets start from this" she goes over to you, still dangling in the air, and pulls down your pants, revealing just your wedgied butt and nothing more "And now we move to the double wedgie" she grabs ahold of the front of your underwear and now your underwear is stretched from behind and the front, making you stand on the tip of your toes "why are you doing this?"you asked with a pinched tone "because we're getting paid" said the blond "and because we like it" said the redhead "well you know what they say, wedgie nerdy guys for money, and it's like you won't work a day in your life" the blond replied while tugging harder on your undies making you squirm a little "go get the chair while I do the next one" said the ginger The blond let go of your undergarments which made you fall into a frontal wedgie, if you thought that was painful think again because the redhead suddenly started to bounce you which seemed impossible considering her small physique, after a minute of being humiliated by a small and really sexy girl she then let you fall down, the blond was standing behind a chair she brought from your kitchen "sit here!" The blond ordered you You stay on the floor too scared to stand, your underwear is stretched around you like it's Rapunzel's hair plus your butt is showing and now they want you to sit on the chair?! "I'm not sitting there, get out of my house" they both look at you for a moment and then look at eachother "i said sit on the chair" Angela says as she grabs you by the back of your waistband and pulls you up to the air only to land you on the chair, you were now sitting in the chair with your exposed butt feeling cold in the chair "now" Brooke said, Angela immediately shot your waistband up and attached it to the chairs back, you felt again the pain of your own underwear burning your ass, although not as much as before since your undies were so stretched already, or so you thought, suddenly Brooke lifts the chair from behind making you slide in your chair wedgie making it a hanging chair wedgie, you shriek from the pain as the two of them smile from amusement While Brooke was holding the chair Angela grabbed the waistband and pulled it downwards making your wedgie even worse, after a few seconds of this painful special wedgie, the blond lets go of your underwear making you fall to the ground, the two girls are now looking at their list talking between themselves, you use this opportunity to put your underwear back in your pants, you look at the two girls and you decide you've had enough, you see brooke's briefs peek from her pants, you decide to go for the kill, you grab ahold of her waistband and pull it up as hard as you can and let it snap back, Brooke slowly turns around to face you with a smirk on her face "is that the best you can do? Really? Come on angela, lets show him how a real wedgie feels" They start to approach you and you start to regret what you did, Angela quickly pushes you to the ground, you are now on your back, then Angela just sits on your face to stop you from moving, she then grabs the front of your underwear and starts tugging rapidly, you feel as if your crotch is on fire and you can't even breathe since her ass is smothering you "it's stretched enough I think" the redhead declared "lets get to the next thing" Angela drops your underwear and stands up, Brooke pulls you to your feet, you stare at her eyes as she slowly puts her hands on your bare butt, you are a bit confused now, "honk honk" she says while playfully squeezing your butt "you know what's going to happen don't you?" she says as she moves her hands slightly up and grabs your waistband "please don't" you plea "awww, you're kind of cute when you beg" brooke says "atomic wedgie!!!" She screams as you notice the tail that was in the front of your pants slithers back inside your pants since she pulls your underwear in one quick painful tug over your chin, you let out muffled screams into your underwear mask and you waddle around in pain "I'm going to bring the chair you bring him to the living room" Brooke tells angela, Angela goes behind you and grabs you from the trail of fabric that is currently stretched from your ass crack to your face, she pulls you up to the air and hangs you on her shoulder as if you were a bag, she starts walking with you towards the living room, she then gets up on the chair Brooke brought and hangs you on the chandelier above the tv "hey, you have Netflix" Brooke says "lets watch Seinfeld, that show cracks me up" you dangle on the chandelier as the two beautiful girls sit on your couch and watch Netflix, you love Seinfeld but you find it hard to laugh at anything during this painful situation, after two and a half episode your undies finally rip completely and you fall down next to the TV, Angela goes to you while you're on your knees getting the fabric off your face, the only remaining thing to cover your ass is the three strings that were left from your legholes, "well, this one's kind of cruel" she bends down to you and ties your three strings together making a small underwear, she then proceeds to rocket you off the ground by your newly made underwear, only this time they don't stretch at all, it's like your undies are made from a thin rope, she starts bouncing you for a few seconds until your underwear rips making you fall to the ground and put your hands on your crotch making your now fully exposed butt face up while your underwear sits in her hand "well, that seemed fun" Brooke said and slapped your butt "god you have a cute butt" it's finally over you think to yourself, Angela looks at your relieved face "oh, we're not done with you yet" your heart sinks to where your undies should be "come over here" the blond tells you, you stand up and go to her since you've got no fighting spirit left "turn around" you turn around and face Brooke while Angela stares at your ass "you really do have a cute butt, but I think it's time to cover it" she then grabs ahold of your stretchy gym shorts and shoots them upwards, you are now in a very painful bouncing wedgie since pants are not as stretchy as underwear, it goes on like this for a few minutes until she tells Brooke "you know, I don't think this is stretchy enough to do it this way, I need your help" she drops you so that she could come from your front and hold your legs as Brooke came from behind, Brooke starts to pull your pants really hard, you can't believe how strong she is and how durable your pants are *Rip* Your pants are starting to form holes from behind as your pants stretch more and more "just one more pull" brooke says while she pulls your pants over your forehead "well, i didn't think it was possible" Angela says "you aren't going to take that off are you" she asks you, you shake your head "I don't believe him" Brooke says "lets put him on the coat hanger" Angela quickly carries you to the coat hanger at the door and puts one of your holes through the hook dropping you into a hanging atomic pants wedgie The two girls open the door and walk out of your house leaving you to hang alone with a sore ass and no dignity, all that you could do was speculate who was this anonymous friend they were talking about, and how much does their service cost
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You cant please everyone (f/f/m)
Warning: this story contains many kinks such as feminization, wedgies, spanking, and many more to come in future stories Your name is Teddy. You are a considerably good looking guy in his early 20's and about 6'2. You go to a college where you aren't the most popular but aren't completely known either. You have two friends you hang out with the most that are two pretty girls you have a bit of a crush on (while still enjoying their company ofc) the first girl is named jess. She is a tall goth girl at 5'10. Shes pretty skinny with c cup boobs and a nice ass to compliment it, and really likes to tease you. She wears a skirt that goes to her knees with black thigh highs and garter belts with a black crop top.  Your second friend is named Emily. She is a 5'1 brunette who has a very soft voice. She has a softer body and large boobs and a massive ass.  She's definitely a bit of a nerd but she's always down to get into trouble if you and jess are down. She wears a cute frilly skirt and a tshirt of her favorite video game. You start your day by getting up early and going to class. Mornings have never been your thing so youre mostly dragging your feet and nodding along through your morning class. So far you haven't seen Jess or Emily. You have plans to see them at lunch but you were surpised they didn't intercept you before your first class. "Couldve really used the energy boost" you say and kick a piece of paper that fell in the hall. You notice Jess in the hallway during your break and run over to her. She turns around and smiles seeing you "hey Ted! Where the hell have ya been? I missed you this morning!" She says and tries to pull you in for a noogie which you pull away from. "I was up late last night playing some video games" you say as you chuckle a little nervously. "Ah, those dweeb games of yours huh? Never understood the fun you and Emily have with 'em but if it makes ya happy i guess thats what matters huh?" She shrugs her shoulders. She looks straight into your eyes,  "Hey you remember it's Emily's birthday right? She told me she was really excited to see what you got her." You give Jess a surpised look "c-crap! Thats today?! I haven't gotten anything yet! I thought that was next week!" She lets out a sigh "ugh you idiot. Ya better find something that she'll really like or yer gonna have to deal with me! " She glares at you with a playful smile. You audibly gulp after seeing that. Jess may be skinny and a little shorter than you. But she is most definetly stronger than you. This girl has been in more fights than days you've known her. And you've never seen her lose one of those fights. You tend to try your best to stay on her good side. Even if that means going to strenuous and embarrassing lengths.  "Y-yeah... i-ill be sure to f-f- find something!" You say nervously and turn the other way "g-gotta go!  See ya at lunch Jess!" You half walk half run to your next class In your next class you contemplate your present for Emily. You know she really wants a new controller but you figure it's been a month since she told you that and she probably already bought one. A memory of Jess dunking your head in a toilet on your 12th birthday crosses your mind and you put your head on your desk trying even harder to think of a present. You figure you'll go out and buy her a controller and a pokemon plushie. So even if she has a controller she'll still have something you know she likes but doesn't have yet. You shoot Jess a text saying that you can't make it to lunch, since you're out getting her present. And to tell Emily that your mother needed your help moving something at home (which was an often occurrence) You rush inside a gaming store and find a ps5 controller and a snorlax plushie. You buy them and head home and quickly wrap them both. You go back to school and finish your last classes of the day. Emily sends a reminder that you're all meeting at her place for her birthday dinner that night. You arrive at Emily's place and Jess sneaks up behind you and puts a hand on your shoulder "you got the present right?" She gives you a stern look and tightens her grip. A bead of sweat trickles down your forehead as you smile cautiously "y-yup! Even got two incase the first wasn't perfect enough!" She loosens her grip and quickly runs her hand through your hair, ruining the combing you had done earlier. You fix your hair best you can as you both walk into Emily's apartment. "Hey you guys!  Youre a little earlier than i expected! But id be lying if i didn't say that's just another great birthday surprise!" Emily says as she runs up to you and Jess and wraps her short arms around both of you. Jess pats her head and laughs "yer optimism is always refreshing. Happy birthday ya little dork!" You give a laugh and wrap your arm around Emily "happy birthday Emily! I can't believe it came by so fast again! This is the year you start growing right?" Emily laughs at this and punches your arm "speak for yourself tall guy! I'm happy at my height!" She stands on her tiptoes and sticks her tongue out at you. You start to blush and Jess starts to snicker "heh you like that huh Ted?" This makes you blush even more and turn your head away shamefully. "N-no! She just surpised me is all!" Jess laughs more "right, so i assume you got everything ready for tonight Emily?" Emily nods happily with her eyes full of joy "yup! I took the day off of school getting all the things we needed at the store!" Jess pats her head again "good! It's gonna be a fun night then!" You look at both of them puzzled,  "Whats going on with you two? Did i miss something?" Emily jumps at your question, "n-nothing is happening! M-me and Jess are doing something private! For the- ... yknow what why don't we just all sit on the couch and eat some cake and watch the new episode!" You shrug her weird reaction off and take a seat on her couch. Its a small living room and there's only one small couch for the three of you. Youre stuck inbetween the two girls. Emily starts the show and you all get pretty sucked into it. About halfway through you notice Your arm keeps touching Jess' boob slightly. You get a little red hoping she won't notice. She seems to pay it no mind. You look over at Emily quickly and notice she's completely in a trance. Her eyes are glued to the screen and you're pretty sure you could conduct a band and she'd still watch with the same intensity. After the show finishes Emily quickly jumps up and walks towards her kitchen "i got this amazing cake!  You guys are gonna love it!" She walks out with a gold and pink cake that says "21" on the top of it. There's a candle on it and you all sing happy birthday as she sets it on a small table in front of the couch. "Well? How's it look!?" Emily asks full of glee. "Heh, id expect nothing less from ya. Looks as cute as you!" Jess says to her. Emily blushes a little and smiles at this. Emily and Jess look over to you "i-it looks nice! It's very fitting for your personality." You say trying to get out a compliment so you can impress Emily and Jess. Emily cuts the cake and hands you each a slice. Jess stands up and walks over to her bag. "I got just the thing to go with this!" She says enthusiastically as she pulls out a big bottle of vodka. She has always found a way to sneak alcohol to events but it got easier for her as she became old enough to buy it. Emily looks at Jess concerningly, "Jessss, did you steal this?" Jess smiles nervously and starts to pour shots into small cups for each of you. "Just this once! For old times sake ya know!?  Happy birthday Emily!" Emily smiles and takes a drink. "I'll allow it this time since it's a good memory but i won't let it slide next time!" She pulls at Jess' ear slightly. "Agh! Y-yes ma'am! Sorry!" Jess playfully says as she leans in towards Emily while she pulls at her ear. She takes the whole bottle of vodka with her back to her seat and starts to drink it. "Teddy, did you get me anything special for today?" Emily looks up at you with the cuteness of a puppy playing fetch. "Y- yeah its in my bag over there. Let me get it." You walk over and grab your presents and bring them back to her. You take a seat next to her as she starts to open them. "Oh crap" she says as she opens the controller.  "This is a ps5 controller, i dont have that yet!" She starts to frown and looks at her next present. You feel Jess' cold glare from behind you. You keep your eyes on Emily as she opens the plushie. "Aww teddy. I dont like snorlax! I can never find the pokeflute!" She frowns even more and sets it aside and takes a bite out of her cake. You get nervous and feel horrible "i-im so sorry Emily!  I was in a rush and knew you wanted a new controller,  i Also figured the snorlax might be a fun thing to sleep next to since you both like sleep!" You try to salvage any rep from this horrible fail. Emily smiles a little after hearing your explanation "i-its okay. When you put it like that i honestly appreciate these more!  Sure you missed the mark but you had a pure heart and listened to me and thought of me" She gives you a hug from the side. Her boobs squeeze your right arm. Jess starts to hug you too with her boobs squeezing your other arm. You look at Jess for reassurance and notice a malicious smile. She makes eye contact with you. You get chills from this but Also a slight arousal. You had always liked her bullying but this look had a more seductive look to it. She licked her lips slowly.  "I still think he deserves a punishment for this. What do you say Emily?" Blood instantly rushes to your face and to your penis as you look over to Emily and see her nod in agreement. "Yeah i think this naughty boy needs to be taught a lesson" Jess laughs and says "i think his little friend would agree!" She said as she flicked your growing dick. Jess quickly pulls you into her chest. Your face is Smothered by her nicely shaped boobs. She then lifts you up and places you over her shoulder giving you a full view of her back. "H- hey! Let me down!" You try to squirm but Jess had carefully placed both your arms behind your back and was forcing them together with a strong grip. "Maybe if you ate more you could knock me over with your squirming string bean. Emily come blindfold him!" Emily giggles loudly "yes ma'am!" Emily places a blindfold over your eyes and Jess walks you what seems like down the hall into Emily's room. "At least I'm safe from more swirlies" you thought to yourself. Trying to calm yourself for whatever the hell was gonna Happen next. Jess pulls your pants down with you still on top of her "i got his pants! You grab the shirt!" Emily laughs and grabs your shirt and rips it off. Thankfully it was just a plain black tshirt you didn't care much for. But Emily's strength was what shocked you the most. "Hold him down and get those dorky briefs off him! I got something MUCH better!" Emily said. You almost didn't recognize her voice. She sounded so devious. The polar opposite of what she usually sounds like. Jess held you down on your stomach. She sat on your back and held your neck to the ground. "You like eating carpet nerd?  HUH?!" She grabbed your face and forced your nose to the floor. You let out a weak "y- yes" and she laughed and yanked your hair up one more time. You felt something fasten around your neck as she did this. Almost like... a collar?! You've never worn a collar but it went all the way around your neck. "Yeah i bet you love eating carpet. You're gonna love what we do next you little perv!" Jess says as she yanks your collar to the side. Making your head jerk onto her thigh. You groan but also let out a moan from the tug. You hear footsteps and Emily's voice "awww he looks so cute as your little pet! This will really suit that look! Let me at him!" Jess laughs and says "he's all yours! "I'll hold him down still so go crazy!" You feel Emily start to put a pair of underwear on you. They're soft and comfortable. She slaps your butt after she gets them on, which Jess follows up on and grabs it hard giving it a little shake. "Such a good butt. We're gonna destroy it tonight!" You hear both her and Emily lick their lips. This makes you start to struggle more. "No! I like my butt the way it is! Please don't destroy it! I'll do anything!" Jess laughs, "anything huh? How about we destroy your ASS instead?" She laughs harder and delivers two hard spanks to your now coined "ass." Emily starts to put some socks on you. You can't see them but you feel them reach up your thighs. "These are thigh highs! Are they gonna make me dress like a girl?!" You think to yourself nervously and sweat a little. Emily hands Jess something that Jess puts on your head. It feels like cat ears! "H- hey whats happening?! Why do i have cat ears on?!" Emily laughs. "You'll see in a sec catboy! Or should i say cat girl!?" She wraps a tail around your waist and puts some big fake paws on your hands. Jess then stands you up and holds you still while Emily puts a big shirt over you and a little something on the waist that you can't make out. "Alright Jess! You can take off the blindfold!" "You got it birthday girl!" Jess unwraps the blindfold and youre facing the mirror. You turn immediately red and start trying to hide your face with your big cat paws. "Awww look at him!  Hes so shy. I like me a shy kitty!" Jess says as she pulls your tail a little. "Good thing we didn't use the anal one huh?" Emily says as she gives another tug at your tail. "What's going on?! Why the hell am i dressed like a cat maid?!" "Hey shut up! Lower your voice when you speak to us! Bad kitty!" Jess spanks your ass hard when she calls you a bad kitty. Giving a little yelp out of you and making you do as she says. You know better than to oppose her. Emily smiles and pulls your hair down and kisses you on the lips. She slaps your ass and grabs it after.  "Ive always wanted this yknow? The way youre always so calm with me and nervous with Jess. I wanted to make you nervous around me too! I slowly wanted more than that. I wanted you to whimper at my feet. My command to be your every desire. I want you to be my little boyfriend who i bring down to my level. I want people to know who you belong to. I told Jess about these thoughts a little bit ago and she liked the idea of it. She told me how she wanted you to be her loyal little slave. How she wanted to bully you and make you cum until you were drained. We decided on my 21st birthday for you to turn into our boy toy." You look at Emily completely shocked. You never would've expected such a cheerful nerdy girl to have this sadistic side to her. You could see it more with Jess but was still surpised she would agree to share you, or even that she wanted you period. "I guess i don't have many options huh?" You let out a small chuckle" Jess instantly lifts your skirt. The paw on the apron flies towards your face. She gives a harsh yank to whats revealed to be your new pink granny panties. "Silence wedgie slave! Youre gonna be in for a long night if you keep this bad behavior up!" She yanks up harder one more time and the panties reach your neck. You stand on your tiptoes and moan as she lets you down. Emily winks at you and Jess "youre in for a long night anyway hehe! What do you say?  Wanna be our boyfriend and Little pet?" You blush. Your dick gets so hard you think you might faint from the lack of blood in your head. You nod your head and shout out a yes. You've always liked the two of them. You were always worried a relationship would ruin your friendship with them. But to have both of them like you! It was a dream come true. And for them to agree to a polygamous relationship was a heavenly thought you didn't even consider. This was gonna be so exciting! Jess tugs hard at your collar and pets your head softly "well im glad you answered fast. But what did i say about your volume?! I think it's time for a little lesson! What say you Emily?" Emily smiles brightly and brandishes some black tape. "Yup! Get on your knees or you'll be in even more trouble than we'll know how to punish!" Emily smiles the whole way through saying that. You do as your told and the collar slightly makes your neck crane up. Emily holds your arms together and ties your arms from your shoulders to your wrists together. "Awww that's a cute look! Now get that cute butt on the ground!  It's time to get your legs!" You do as your told again. As you sit back you notice Jess is behind you sitting. She offers you a quick thigh pillow and plays with your hair while Emily tapes your legs together. When she finishes Jess stands and yanks you upwards. "Ah ah! Stay on your knees!" Jess demands at you. "And get those paws on the floor! Unless your making a cute gesture at us!" Emily smiles at jess saying this.  Jess kicks your arms out and you fall onto your arms.
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Went around and found as many types of wedgies as I possibly could. What kind of sadistic people sat around thinking 'How could I possibly make the wedgie even worse?'
That being said, who actually has enough time on their hands to write this all down...
Also if you have any other technique ideas feel free to post them
That being said, who actually has enough time on their hands to write this all down...
Also if you have any other technique ideas feel free to post them
- Update: 3/24 Added: Sandwich Wedgie to Messy Wedgies, Splits Wedgie, and an alternative definition to Texas Wedgie
- Update: 4/27 Added: Grounded Wedgie, Hanging Wedgie Techniques, and Wedgie Locked
- Update: 7/10 Changed 'Techniques' to 'Types', added a small story to the beginning, added Patriotic Wedgie as another name for Flagpole Wedgie, added Chew Toy Wedgie and Suspenders Wedgie, and edited Messy Wedgie so it wasn't just aimed at being a wedgie from the back.
- Update: 7/11 Changed 'Kangaroo Wedgie' to 'Bouncing Wedgie' because that is what most people know it as.
- Update: 7/22 Uploaded fav.me/d6ejzxe which contains tips for some of the wedgies listed above.
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I invented a wedgie, and this is how it work. You're going to need nails. poke holds on the top of the back of your underwear, and screw it close to the top if the door. And voila!!!!!!!!!! A door hanging wedgie!!!!!!!!!!